by Wizdom
January 15, 2012
十多年前，网络股票泡沫破灭，美国股市大跌，坊间流行了许多股市术语恶搞。现在翻出来看看，许多仍让人喷饭，同时又令人深思， 特挑几条如下：
CEO–Chief Embezzlement Officer。
CFO–Corporate Fraud Officer。
Bull Market–A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius。
Bear Market–A 6-18 month period in which the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex。
Value Investing–The art of buying low and selling lower。
P/E Ratio–The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing。
Broker–What my broker has made me。
Standard & Poor–Your life in a nutshell。
Stock analyst–Idiot who has just downgraded your stock。
Market Correction–The day after you buy stocks。
Cash FLow–The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet。