“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — unknown (enjoy a moment of self-deprecation)
“I pay no attention whatever to anybody’s praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. ” Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Hard to do)
“I praise loudly. I blame softly. ” Catherine the Great (Great)
“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” —Unknown (Interesting)
